Humor – Call Me Lou.

A Kick in the Rear by God.

A good kick in the rear can teach many lessons.

There is no reason to fear. He’s smiling, right?

In the end, vanity was his undoing. It was man versus bird, a GIANT BIRD.

My little sister and I grew up with an electronic device listening and monitoring our every move.

I was taught that God will pardon my sins. I’m also hoping God has a good sense of humor.

Sneaky and unpredictable were two words no one would have ever applied to my mother.

Chuck the cat thought he was in charge. His curiosity nearly cost him 8 of his 9 lives.

What was that noise?….It’s the middle of the night. What has crept into our bedroom?

We’d all settled in, on that dark Christmas night…

He wasn’t much of a dog to look at. He knew a lot of tricks but was rather bull-headed and refused to do any of them for us.

Have you ever been somehwere so nasty that the “ick” factor made you gag? Did your best friend help you through it?

There’s a fine line between running for your life and outright panic. I always seemed to be doing one or the other.

It was later reported that my wife’s exact words were “Where in the… %^)*_&$… is John?” She was very eloquent on special occasions.

The dispatcher called on the radio and reported that there was a burglar alarm going off at a house west of town.

Monkeys make great companions, just not on long road trips. They are fine till you stop at the Sonic drive through and buy them dinner.