- Catch That Burglar.
The dispatcher called on the radio and reported that there was a burglar alarm going off at a house west of town.
- Just A Pretend Fire.
A little bit is good, but more is better………Right? Especially when it comes to fire…………..or was that ice cream?
- You Going to the Party??
Friday afternoon in high school was a time of great anticipation. The weekend was almost there and plans had to be made.
- Dang You Monkey.
Monkeys make great companions, just not on long road trips. They are fine till you stop at the Sonic drive through and buy them dinner.
- Where You Going?
I was headed to college unbeknownst to my parents.
- Goodbye Momma…
I left momma begging me to save her.
- Jump, John, Jump!
Jumping from the parsonage roof with a homemade parachute couldn’t possibly end badly. Could it?
- The Happy Camper.
The happy camper found that her words were trajically prophetic.
As a Park Ranger, I had to be ready for just about anything. It could be about camping fees or some type of serious criminal act.
- Thank You!!
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- So There I Was…
I was tired and bored as I sat in the drive-thru of our local Abilene McDonalds. Apparently, the Good Lord was in the same line.
- The Gold Stud.
Dad was a Christ-loving pacifist. That was the only reason I lived to reach the age of 18.
- The Flood.
The flood at the creek nearly drown me. I never told mom what really happened.
- The Crash of Glass.
The crash of glass was heard as I tried to make it through the door.
- Climb That Mountain!
We had to climb to the peak of that mountain and live to tell the tale. Unfortunately for us, we lived in Kansas, so the nearest mountain was over 600 miles away, in Colorado.
- My Burning Love…
As a preachers kid, having my girlfriend over to the parsonage was a tricky business.
- Fake Preacher!
The security guard at St Francis Hospital challenged dad to prove he was a minister.
The preachers kid was kidnapped on a youth group trip…..Sort of. You’d be surprised to know who did it and how he was rescued……Sort of.
- Dad Had a Drinking Problem…
Dad had a drinking problem that caused shame, anger, and embarrassment as a minister.
- Angel on my Bumper.
An angel on my bumper was the one thing I could give the retired preacher when he was close to death.
- Dance with a Snake?
Dad bought Spumoni ice cream which, as a child, I decided was torture.
- John Wayne Defends the Preacher?
I went at the other boy like a spider monkey on a sugar high, but Dad had a different idea.
- Shocking,.. Just Shocking!
That toy truck flew like a rocket when we put the electricity to it. And nearly killed the neighbor doing it.
- Scarred For Life!
Mother scarred me for life when she had me wear second-hand girls clothing and tried to convince me they were boys clothes.
- All Time Greatest?
I snuck away from a church picnic to slide down the spillway at the lake and nearly killed myself in the process.