A Fowl Christmas.
We’d all settled in, on that dark Christmas night,
When a clatter so loud, on the roof, gave me fright,
I said to my wife go out and to look,
She said I was crazy and kept reading her book,
She layed on the bed in her red christmas gown,
I could tell she was serious by the look of her frown;
I pulled on my slippers, tripped, and fell down,
My wife stood there giggling, like watching a clown,
I climbed to my feet and rubbed my sore hiney,
My wife scoffed at the bruise as she said it was tiny;
So I ran out the door with my wife close behind,
The source of the noise, we both hoped we’d find,
I shivererd and shook as I looked all around,
I looked at my wife and said nothing had been found;
She replied I was silly, hearing the limbs of a pine,
I couldn’t argue much for I’d had a bit of the wine,
The festive season was beginning to take hold,
I looked at my wife and considered being bold;
Ma looks real festive in that gown, I was thinkin,
When I looked on the roof……….It was the Christmas Chicken!!
His feathers they flew as he pecked on the roof,
He went down the chimney and up came a POOF!
I’d built us a fire to hold back the cold,
but the christmas chicken, wasn’t smart nor too old,
His bag with our presents was cooked to a cinder,
but we made out ok, with a big chicken dinner.

Merry Christmas everyone! I’m obviously not a poet, but I hope this helped you smile.
John
So funny! A great take on the Night Before Christmas!
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I’m happy you liked it. I found it partially done in one of my notebooks and added a bit more before posting. It was fun to finish out.
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I can tell you love story writing! Keep up the good work!
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Coming from someone with your writing abilities, that is treasured praise and encouragement. Thank you, Dwight!
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You are welcome. I am no one special. Just an old man who enjoys writing! Thank you.
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John, this is amazing! I love it! 😂🎄 🐓 Merry Christmas 🎄
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A Merry Christmas to you! I’m glad you enjoyed! John
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Ha haaaaa! Love it, John! Merry Christmas to you and your family.
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I am happy you enjoyed it!
Merry Christmas to you also!
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Oh, hilarious. Love it, John. I think your poetry is good. Merry Christmas. Blessings to you and your loved ones. Peace 🌲🎁🌺❄
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Coming from you, that means a lot, Suzette! Have a merry Christmas!!! John
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A pleasure. Thank you🌲
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That was really funny! Sure wish I could be there to eat some of that chicken with you!
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You never know, the Christmas Chicken flies all over the world, though not very well! He may flop his way over to Saudi.
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Almost fell off the chair laughing. You still have it little bro!
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We all need a little extra cheer this year. Love you!
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