Humor – Call Me Lou.

Dang You Monkey.

Monkeys make great companions, just not on long road trips. They are fine till you stop at the Sonic drive through and buy them dinner.

I was headed to college unbeknownst to my parents.

Dad had a drinking problem that caused shame, anger, and embarrassment as a minister.

Dad bought Spumoni ice cream which, as a child, I decided was torture.

That toy truck flew like a rocket when we put the electricity to it. And nearly killed the neighbor doing it.

Mother scarred me for life when she had me wear second-hand girls clothing and tried to convince me they were boys clothes.