Sneaky and unpredictable were two words no one would have ever applied to my mother.
It was later reported that my wife’s exact words were “Where in the… %^)*_&$… is John?” She was very eloquent on special occasions.
Friday afternoon in high school was a time of great anticipation. The weekend was almost there and plans had to be made.
Dad was a Christ-loving pacifist. That was the only reason I lived to reach the age of 18.
As a preachers kid, having my girlfriend over to the parsonage was a tricky business.