kansas – Call Me Lou.

Catch That Burglar.

The dispatcher called on the radio and reported that there was a burglar alarm going off at a house west of town.

I snuck away from a church picnic to slide down the spillway at the lake and nearly killed myself in the process.

Playing firefighter in the parsonage got too real when my plan went awry.

We launched a tire from the roof of the parsonage during a church ladies meeting. Someone thought a dead body had fallen.

Exploring the church crawlspace on a secret mission. We thought we’d been successful until unforeseen circumstances intervened.

I was ashamed by my first name until I found out the wonderful story of my namesake. Now just call me Lou.

I will confess to painting on the wall of the church, but will claim that I have a defense. My little sister talked me into it.